The armed subversion carried out by the Sandinoid junta against their neighbors
The armed subversion carried out by the Sandinoid junta against their neighbors is a violation of international law. We know this because they have relations with Iran, the PLO and Libya, as well as France, Panama and Sweden. We know this, and yet they have tried to cover it up by trying to try the United States of America in the world court for exactly those crimes they are guilty of. But they have succeeded only in trying our patience. And since our patience is on trial, we must put up a defense, and the Freedom Fighters are just such a defense. The best defense is an offense, and they certainly are that.
The Freedom Fighters are the moral equal of our Founding Fathers, not counting inflation. They are like the French Resistance in World War II, in that they have our support. They are like the Abraham Lincoln Brigade against Franco, in that we didn’t send them there, but we didn’t try to stop them, not directly. And we are like Lafayette, who aided us against an oppressor with no thought of gain for himself, since as you know England and France are old allies.
“ELECTIONS”
Those elections were not rigged. We bought these elections fair and square. Those who are fooled by the Sandinoids’ propaganda show will tell you that they have had elections. The elections in Nicaragua were not free. That is, they couldn’t be bought. The contras, on the other hand, can be bought on the free market, and are therefore freedom fighters.
So that is not a legitimate government. We know this. They took power from the barrel of a gun. Granted, we did that too. But we were revolting against big govamint. Higher taxes. The Sandinites were revolting against a small government. And now they just revolting.
Now in El Slave-ador it was different. The elections there were just. They were just so. Some would say they were just so-so. But these were free elections. The voting was free. It was free to vote. And they were not rigged. No, we bought these elections fair and square. They were just as free as our own elections. (As you may unfortunately be aware, the District of Columbia did not vote correctly, that is, they lost, and so they may be in for some re-districting. Throughout the country, 90% of the blacks also mis-voted, and Ron has said that they clearly didn’t have the facts, so those voters will have to be re-colored.)
We have a moral duty to help the Freedom Fighters; that is, to control them. To make the Sandinites say Uncle. To make the Freedom Fighters into uncles. That is, to make their brothers into fathers. And they are our brothers. So they need children. And the Nicaraguites are like children, so there should be no problem. Also, we must pressure the Sandinoid regime to stop exporting revolution, to stop them from stopping us from stopping revolution. The American people demand this. And the American people are fair. They are fair-minded, and they are fair-haired. Further, we must press for reforms. To reform the government, not to oust them, but to move t