Address to the American Medical Assassins February 12, 1984
Address to the American Medical Assassins February 12, 1984
The new director ridicules comparisons of herself to James Watt, saying “Watt was not always careful when he spoke, and I try to be.” She understands that we must go to the source of Hispanic problems—the Soviets.
As a teaching assistant, Ms. Chavez found that open admissions resulted in large classes, which tend to become unruly, and concluded it would be better to leave the unruliness outside school. She believes there is no such thing as a free school lunch or even school, advising youngsters that if you work hard enough you’ll make it to the top of everybody else.
Chavez says that the notion of equal pay for work of comparable value may emerge as the most important civil rights issue in the 1980’s, and that the principle underlying comparable worth is a fundamental, radical one that would alter our existing marketplace economy. In other words, promoting comparable worth is a federal offense. In the tradition of civil rights activists calling upon the Injustice Department to re-dress society’s ills, Chavez will ask for prosecution of equal pay proponents as federal race and sex offenders, and will recommend jail sentences or fines of comparable worth.
PrezRon has told the nation that “no challenge is more important to the character of America than outlawing abortion” (with the possible exception of increasing nuclear weapons proliferation). We are, after all, pro-lifers. And it will be after all, if we have anything to say about it.
Those who assert that hungry people are poor because greedy people are rich have got it backwards.
Under the abortionites, said RR, 15 million children will never laugh, never sing, never know the joy of human love, never strive to heal the sick, feed the poor, be the poor, or make peace among nations by joining the Marines and rescuing Americans from Russians in Grenada, El Slaveador or wherever.
Turning to God, Ron stated that if we could get the Lord and discipline back in the schools we could get drugs and violence out, and back into the streets where they belong. Drawing upon his authoritarian command of rock and roll lyrics he said “perhaps we shouldn’t say God is on our side, but couldn’t we at least ask Him if we’re on His side?” He intoned, with a strong back-beat, that we will continue our efforts to Give Peace a Chance. Addressing himself in thinly-veiled quarter tones to the Slave-adoran guerrillas, he queried, You say you want a revolution? Well, you know, we’d all love to see the plan.” And referring to demonstrators who parade outside his appearances with horrifying photographs of so-called victims of death squads, he sang a chorus of “I Shall Not Be Moved,” closing with a rousing rendition of “We Shall Overkill.”
THE TRULY HUNGRY have been discovered to be victims of silent undernutrition, which at last explains the phenomenon of the Silent Majority (a phrase from Homer meaning “the dead”). No one in America actually starves—they can always