How can I force inheriting classes to implement a static method in C#?

All I want to do is make sure that child classes of the class Item implement a static method and I want this to be checked at compile time to avoid runtime errors.

abstract classes with static methods don't seem to work:

ERROR: A static member cannot be marked as override, virtual, or abstract

public abstract class Item
{
    public static abstract Item GetHistoricalItem(int id, DateTime pastDateTime);
}

public class Customer : Item
{
    public static override Customer GetHistoricalItem(int id, DateTime pastDateTime)
    {
        return new Customer();
    }
}

public class Address : Item
{
    public static override Address GetHistoricalItem(int id, DateTime pastDateTime)
    {
        return new Address();
    }
}

and interfaces don't seem to work either:

ERROR: Customer does not implement interface member GetHistoricalItem()

public class Customer : Item, HistoricalItem
{
    public static Customer GetHistoricalItem(int id, DateTime pastDateTime)
    {
        return new Customer();
    }
}

public class Address : Item, HistoricalItem
{
    public static Address GetHistoricalItem(int id, DateTime pastDateTime)
    {
        return new Address();
    }
}

interface HistoricalItem
{
    Item GetHistoricalItem();
}

Is there some workaround for this to have the compiler check if inheriting classes implement a static method with a certain signature or not?