How to Fart Quietly

Intermediate 10 min 13 steps 36189 views Rating: 4.2/5 Published: 2026-04-02

Release the fart slowly.. Cough loudly or make a loud noise.. Walk as you fart.

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Steps

1

Release the fart slowly.

Step 1

Release the fart slowly.

2

Cough loudly or make a loud noise.

Step 2

Cough loudly or make a loud noise.

3

Walk as you fart.

Step 3

Walk as you fart.

4

Leave the room or area.

Step 4

Leave the room or area.

5

Spray air freshener.

Step 5

Spray air freshener.

6

Soak beans before you eat them to prevent flatulence.

Step 6

Soak beans before you eat them to prevent flatulence.

7

Eat less gas-causing vegetables and fruits.

Step 7

Eat less gas-causing vegetables and fruits.

8

Cut down on dairy products like milk and cheese.

Step 8

Cut down on dairy products like milk and cheese.

9

Reduce your consumption of carbonated drinks.

Step 9

Reduce your consumption of carbonated drinks.

10

Cut down on your alcohol consumption.

Step 10

Cut down on your alcohol consumption.

11

Chew your food slowly when you eat.

Step 11

Chew your food slowly when you eat.

12

Avoid chewing gum and sucking on candy.

Step 12

Avoid chewing gum and sucking on candy.

13

Cut down on smoking.

Step 13

Cut down on smoking.

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