How to Look Like You Are on Drugs

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Rub your eyes with your fingers, agitating them slightly to make them appear red.. Relax your face and body muscles, letting them droop and feel slack.. Move slowly and laconically.

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Rub your eyes with your fingers, agitating them slightly to make them appear red

Step 1

Rub your eyes with your fingers, agitating them slightly to make them appear red.

2

Relax your face and body muscles, letting them droop and feel slack.

Step 2

Relax your face and body muscles, letting them droop and feel slack.

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Move slowly and laconically.

Step 3

Move slowly and laconically.

4

Talk in a low, gravelly voice.

Step 4

Talk in a low, gravelly voice.

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Keep munching on small snacks.

Step 5

Keep munching on small snacks.

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Spend a long, long time looking at things with a sense of wonder.

Step 6

Spend a long, long time looking at things with a sense of wonder.

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Giggle often, but keep it to yourself.

Step 7

Giggle often, but keep it to yourself.

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Touch a lot of things, rubbing them to enjoy the variety of textures.

Step 8

Touch a lot of things, rubbing them to enjoy the variety of textures.

9

Get deep and philosophical about our shared experience and place in the universe

Step 9

Get deep and philosophical about our shared experience and place in the universe.

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Consider throwing a fake "bad trip," complete with a mental breakdown, if you're

Step 10

Consider throwing a fake "bad trip," complete with a mental breakdown, if you're a true actor.

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Talk as much as you possibly can.

Step 11

Talk as much as you possibly can.

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Resist the urge to stand still.

Step 12

Resist the urge to stand still.

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Wipe your nose frequently.

Step 13

Wipe your nose frequently.

14

Move into irritability as the night moves on.

Step 14

Move into irritability as the night moves on.

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"Crash" into a low-energy mess if you don't "re-up" during the acting job.

Step 15

"Crash" into a low-energy mess if you don't "re-up" during the acting job.

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Act like a sleepy, happy baby, talking little and smiling sleepily.

Step 16

Act like a sleepy, happy baby, talking little and smiling sleepily.

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Lurch into wide-eyed happiness right after "taking" the drug, then fade into sle

Step 17

Lurch into wide-eyed happiness right after "taking" the drug, then fade into sleepiness.

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Let your words and actions drift off into nothing.

Step 18

Let your words and actions drift off into nothing.

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Drift off regularly, either by falling asleep or simply zoning out into oblivion

Step 19

Drift off regularly, either by falling asleep or simply zoning out into oblivion.

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Scratch at yourself regularly, as itchiness is often a side-effect of opiates.

Step 20

Scratch at yourself regularly, as itchiness is often a side-effect of opiates.

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